Ok, so what if you were moving sticks and things around to be more aesthetically pleasing....you didn't really cause the dam to burst, right? Well yes actually, it's all your fault and now you were taken down by the flood of water washing you away, while the family of beavers chittered angrily at you for destroying their place.

"Would you look at that" were your famous last words, as the molten hot rocks crashed next to you, opening a crater that you disappeared into. Too bad there was no one else out in the field with you that day, they might have been able to get you out of there before you tried to pocket a piece of the unknowingly toxic rock.

Look! No, actually don't look! See, now you're blind and burnt to a crisp. That beam coming off the sun wasn't a normal one, and you shouldn't have been away from shade when it happened to shine down on you. Maybe you'll heed your doctor's advice next time and actually use stronger than armor sunscreen!

You may enjoy hiking in the woods, and watching the wildlife....but they didn't want you there. The monkeys thought you were moving in on their territory and didn't take too kindly to the fire you were building for warmth. Maybe that's why they grabbed you and strung you up by your feet high in the trees...it couldn't possibly be because you stole their sacred treasure, right?

Oh, you do so love the water, but this day it didn't love you back! Maybe the next time you see a 20-foot wall of water heading towards shore, you won't just stand there with your mouth open, staring in shock and run like a normal person giving in to their natural flight response.

The water balloon fight that went wrong! You just couldn't resist the temptation to try to fill the biggest one, and after the explosion and wash away, they couldn't find you anywhere! You swirled down the drain...never to be heard from again.

Who needs the real world when they have the video game world, right? Except those games have built up paranoia in you of all things. Literally, all things startle you now. The whisper of wind against a windowpane, the strange chirp of a cicada, the car door closing... In fact, you were so scared of everything your poor under-exercised heart couldn't take it anymore and gave up. Maybe you should have put the controller down and went out for walks once in a while!

Life is boring! Nothing excites you - not tv, books or hobbies. In fact, you're just too bored to even try anything new! You thought there was nothing left for you to experience so you died sitting on your couch watching paint dry. If you only knew there was an event going on a couple of blocks away that would have picked you right up!

You are never...ever seen without a coffee in your hand. It rules your life (or maybe allows you to function anyway)! No matter how you die (you won't see it coming) there will at least be a warm, familiar cup in your hand to comfort you. Too bad you're dead and can't enjoy it anymore....